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002. Rose-Hip TeaTO RETURN
An herbal tea said to be good for one’s complexion. Has a somewhat elegant feeling.
006. Kitty Hairpin
A hairpin with a kitten design on it. With just this one little point, it makes girls shine.
017. Comb Scissors
Scissors for combing hair. No, the edge hasn’t gotten scratched up.
029. Chocolate-Chip Jerky
Smoked meat covered with chocolate chips. It was created as a non-perishable food by a chef who specialized in unusual food combinations. It’s not a combination you’d really want to make.
031. Sweet Roll Bag
Has a bunch of sweet rolls in it, like melon bread and butter peanut bread. The bag has the Handel & Gretel logo on it.
032. Coconut
A coconut that came from a palm tree. It’s not only edible, but has all sorts of other uses, such as serving as a musical instrument once processed.
039. Ubiquitous Notebook
A notebook designed for the greatest ease in writing down every single thing that happens in a day. There’s a storable ballpoint pen attached.
041. Rainbow Biscuits
Easily-preservable hardtack used in emergency rations. One can enjoy seven different flavors.
042. Rations
A set of military rations including canned food and ready-to-eat meals. They’re very delicious, and a snake who loves playing hide-and-seek likes them.
045. Brand-New Sarashi
Cotton cloth that was worn as undergarments and bandages in the old days. Wrapping this around yourself will tense your body and soul.
061. Black Feather Boa
A gift from Rideaux. Now you can cut a dashing feather wherever you go! Did I say feather? I meant figure.
078. Bandages
Cloth meant to stop bleeding and to protect wounds. You can also wrap things in them to express sickly transparency or cruelty.
082. Ohma
A gift from Nephenee. This ridiculously large lance is not easy to wield but it's certainly powerful! How did it fit in the vending machine?
083. Small Bottles x2
A gift from the Adjudicator. A pair of dark-tinted bottles. The labels are worn, but the words "arsenic" and "do not ingest" can still be made out.
086. Double-edged Sword
A gift from the Adjudicator. An incredibly sharp sword made of tempered steel. It's said to be particularly useful while on fire, but who knows.
Loaf of Bread
There are raisins and nuts baked into it. Does that make it delicious or gross?
Mango Smoothie
A sweet orange treat in a plastic cup. Just enough to freeze your brain, but not enough to beat the heat.
Gel
While not exactly flavorful or filling, these colored gummies are good for a little pick-me-up when you're not feeling so hot after a battle.
Wish Ensemble CD
A CD that plays Wish Ensemble, which will probably be stuck in your head for the rest of time.
Rubber Duck
A perfectly ordinary rubber duck. It’s super cute though!
Team Aqua Uniform (x2)
With this snazzy uniform you too can join the superior ecoterrorist organization! Go beat up some nerds! (With your Pokémon, of course.)
Nightlock Pill
It's probably not safe to take it.
MADE: A bunch of hairbows for Prim.
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001. Luwak Coffeeused up/destroyed/eaten/given away
Made from coffee beans taken from the feces of the Indian Civet. It has a unique fragrance, and is one of the most rare and expensive in the world.
011. Roller Slippers
Slippers with wheels in the heels. They were invented so that one could move around comfortably in their own home, even though nobody ever asked for such a thing.
014. Overlord T-Back
Underwear that can only be worn by those who can lord over buttocks. They’re unisex.
023. Vibrating Kokeshi
A round-headed kokeshi doll that begins to vibrate uncontrollably when you press the switch on the bottom. It looks sort of like a children’s toy, but who knows how you’re supposed to use the thing.
025. Genius Author Fountain Pen
A fountain pen used by a late, great novelist. The soul of the novelist dwells within it, and no matter who uses the pen, they can only write this same sentence. “I am no longer human.”
034. The Queen’s Straitjacket
Clothing used for escape artistry by the genius illusionist, Queen Terko. It restricts both of your hands. Apparently there are people who feel pleasure from this feeling of restriction.
036. Blueberry Solid Gold (x2)
A popular brand of bracelet, made from pure gold. A product from a long-standing store loved by both men and women. Its brightness and sense of quality will get you 10% more attention.
037. Earrings of Evil’s Destruction (x2)
Earrings made by a legendary home tutor. A paired set, one of gold and one of silver, made into the shape of wings. The gold one is said to amplify luck, and the silver one is said to accumulate luck.
038. Silver Ring
A ring made of very pure silver. There’s a naturally-occurring pink tourmaline set into the back. If you don’t know what to present someone with, give them this.
044. White Rabbit Earmuffs (x2)
A popular item from the gothic lolita fashion brand “Inabauer”.
046. Yasu Shishido T-Shirt
A T-Shirt printed with an image of legendary Japanese punk rocker, “Yasu Shishido”. Only 100 were ever made.
048. Super Chinchilla Upholstery (x2)
A furry seat cover that shines a violent shade of red. Its refinement is as appropriate as possible.
050. Caterpillar-kun
A hairy caterpillar toy that’s all the rage. By pulling the thin string coming from the tip, you can move it around as if it’s alive.
051. Antique Doll (x3)
A ceramic doll with a head made of porcelain. There are many collectors of such dolls nowadays, thanks to their precise construction and the beauty of their miniature clothes.
060. Lilienthal’s Wings (x3)
A hang glider model left by the aviation engineer Lilienthal. It’s filled with the dreams of humans who gazed up at the sky.
062. Multi-Sided Dice Set
A set of dice with 4, 6, 12 and 20 faces.
065. Mesopotamia
A steel toy shaped like a spring. You play with it by dropping it down the stairs. This model, painted bright red, is said to have been created by a giant.
076. Disguise Compact
A wonderous mirror that can disguise you as anybody when you chant a secret incantation. By using this, even girls that don’t usually attract much attention can be leading actors.
Booster Pack
This is the strangest version of Magic: The Gathering ever. Each booster pack contains between three and five cards.
Mysterious Beads
Supposedly they’ll help heal you... but they’re actually sort of poisonous.
040. Kiss Note
An arcane notebook that will let you kiss anyone whose name you write in it. However, if you use this notebook once, your heart will be lost.
041. Rainbow Biscuits
Easily-preservable hardtack used in emergency rations. One can enjoy seven different flavors.
078. Bandages
Cloth meant to stop bleeding and to protect wounds. You can also wrap things in them to express sickly transparency or cruelty.
Leather Notebook
A simple notebook, the kind with strings so you can tie it closed. Inside are many detailed designs for...custom surfboards? Ones that fold out, ones with foot grips...and a dog-eared page to one that looks like it has a motor.
Folding Picture Frame
Containing a photo of Luca’s wife on one side and his son on the other. This is probably something at least mildly important.
Stunfisk's Pokéball
A red and white ball containing... whatever the heck this fish thing is.
031. Sweet Roll Bag
Has a bunch of sweet rolls in it, like melon bread and butter peanut bread. The bag has the Handel & Gretel logo on it.
028. Police Sketch
A gift from Walter. This is the face of a man with nothing left to lose. Because he's dead. (BURNED ON 8/1)
019. In-Vitro Rose
A rose in a test tube; very suitable for sending to someone as a gift. In the language of flowers, red roses mean “love”. (BURNED ON 8/1)
021. Rose Whip
A whip made with real roses. Even beautiful roses have thorns. (BURNED ON 8/1)
045. Brand-New Sarashi
Cotton cloth that was worn as undergarments and bandages in the old days. Wrapping this around yourself will tense your body and soul.
Loaf of Bread
There are raisins and nuts baked into it. Does that make it delicious or gross?
070. Front-Back Ukelele
Apparently, this is a kind of string instrument from a southern country. It has strings across both sides, and each side has a different sound. The front makes a very bright and light sound, while the back makes a very dark and heavy sound. (At Brady's memorial)
068. Star Sand
A small bottle of star sand that’s said to bring you happiness just by having it. It’s called sand, but it’s not actually rock. It’s the husks of small undersea creatures. (At Mozu's memorial)
009. Crane & Tortoise Diamond
A diamond ring that embodies the Platonic ideal of engagement rings. However, this is a glass replica. (SHOVED IN A CORNER)